snot

I hate people who gob in the street, Hawk, Flob, Expectorate, Spit. By any name it is foul. But you know what is just as bad and seems to be getting more common (common as in frequent, it is already common as in muck)? That thing where people hold a nostril closed and clear the entire contents of their skulls by blowing out of the free nostril. On the pavement, walking, or cycling past. Or just standing on a bridge. I HATE YOU ALL. Just stop. I don't know how to make them stop. Hepatitis doesn't stop people spitting, nor does TB. Can I fire ball bearings at them?  Can I take a photo or video and post it on youtube? Name and shame? It's not like dog poo, you might defend it; but I still manage to step in it and it makes me gag as much a shite...STOP doing it. It's gross and unacceptable on any level. Worst offenders? those hippy dippy dready tie dyed dogs on a string glasto circa 82 casualties; 'well the natives do it yaaa, so it must be ok, yaaaa?' 'if it's good enough for the indigenous tribes, mmmkay?'
Footballers do it too, on TV, every weekend and match night. Therefore kids and impressionable pop stars copy it and it becomes endemic. If there were to be a campaign against it, these are the role models we need to get on board. Please, someone do it. I am sick (heaving) of a world full of snot and grolllies...