Sunday, 23 January 2011

imagine

my worst fear - getting pregnant accidentally. At my age. I would have to auction the baby off, and start a bidding war between Madonna and BrAngelina. Would either of them want the offspring of a myopic ADD sufferer and a balding yet talented guitarist stroke data warehouser? I certainly couldn't manage all these stairs with a sprog. At my age.

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